"Get ready to rock, America! The MAGA Turds are set to release their debut album, 'Project 2025,' on January 20th, 2025, available on all major streaming platforms. Packed with catchy hooks and good ol' American rock 'n' roll, this album is bound to be America’s greatest album of 2025. Let's make music great again!"
Introducing The MAGA Turds: the ultimate American boy band on a mission to Make America Great Again—one song at a time! Dedicated to 'squeezing out every last liberal tear,' their debut album, Project 2025, promises to fulfill the dream of a greater America. With the combined virtuoso talents of five multi-instrumentalists and the guidance of a renowned producer, they're set to create music that will surpass even the legendary sales of The Beatles, Pink Floyd, Led Zeppelin, and Taylor Swift! Democratocracy is dead, and it’s time to drain the swamp once and for all! Get ready for the greatest music ever made, it's gonna be HUGE!